The Shining Potters

So stoke played 120 mins
so that's nice,
but won.

Although they did take the lead on weds
Was awful defending,
almost as bad as ours
shitty stood off the potters
basically let them play football round them
how tuncay got enough space on the edge
too play a 1-2 with kitson bugger knows


but then they have got mancini an itie as coach
thankfully bridge has given up on england
too scarred to leave his wife with the wags
"Oi! JT get away from there!"

they where quickly pegged back by shitty
potters had to wait till extra time to get a throw
the ball shiners throw went through the whole defence
and given basically left the net open.
the third was just a counter goal
cos only given was in there half so we dont count that.
Let hope on the weekend
we can just put the ball out for corners instead of throws

So to the stats potters
they're on a fantastic run
haven't lost since last fixture in 09
they're usually a pain in the arse to beat
only 5 teams all season,
have managed to get a two goal two goal cushion
least we are included in that.

head to head
Stoke wins 22 Arsenal wins 47 Draws 21

Apparently we've never won up there for donkey's
Let hope we change that
Only Chels, ManU and Brum
have been able to win at the Brit this season

player to watch out for
tommy Sorensen
those big hands of his are the reason they have been able to win 1-0
lets hope the boys mesmerise him
with their triangles and he falls on his back.

Matty Etherington
the guy has been in fantastic form
im sure some of the bigger teams have taken note.
lets hope the knee injury will keep him sidelined till next week ay,
otherwise he'll be giving clichy a torrid time.

Rory "The shining" Delap
Is this guy a footballer or a rugby player????
these throws are becoming a joke
and with the 30 seconds a time he takes to shine up the ball
the league must do something
apparently in the one home game of theirs
they wouldn't let the oppo use rory's shining towel.
Least the ref then removed all the towels.
please guys remember if in doubt kick it out for a corner

And of course fuller
altho he dont score much
he's a heskey sort of a player
but with better feet
least will have a 1st team defence 
and they will be able to close him down
unlike silvestre and traore.

For us news on gallas, diaby, AA are definately all out
& eddy will have late test to see if can start
so squad is the same as sunderland plus possibly Edu
And Sol and TV should continue in defence
very happy due to stoke on sat
and we need good headers of the ball
who better than TV and SOL

other news

shitty had barndoor sent off
on wed
they play chels on sun
so he wont play
tevez is absent
wishing his daughter well

chels lost to inter
and have lost cech for 4 weeks so thats very nice.

Utd played on wed
as playing the mickey mouse cup on sun
they beat 'ammers 3-0

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