The Ballad Of Thierry Henry
A winger from The Old Lady, via Monaco you came,
A replacement for Le Sulk, of the new training ground fame.
‘Thierry Henry is a winger, Got it?’ typed an arrogant dick,
‘Not a striker, not a goalscorer’ Myles Palmer, you prick.
Ok, we had doubts, and we’d spent a few quid,
You’d played at the top level, but not The Premier League, kid.
You huffed and you puffed, there were chances you would spurn,
Forty eight goals in two seasons? Not a bad return.